Frasier Quote #2394
Quote from Frasier in Mary Christmas
Frasier: And this is the 5th float sponsored by a local software company.
Mary: Hey, those guys on that giant laptop are throwing candy canes.
Frasier: Yes, Mary. [reading] And at a hundred and fifty feet, it certainly is the largest float on the parade.
Mary: Hey, throw some candy canes over here! [shouts] Come on, come on, put some muscle into it, you nerds!
Frasier: Now, Mary, let's not disparage the good-
[As a cloud of candy canes descends on the hosts:]
Mary: Ow!
Frasier: This might be a good time for a break, but we have an exciting surprise coming up, a special mystery guest.
Mary: It's Santa!
Frasier: Thank you, Mary.
Frasier Quotes
‘Mary Christmas’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Oh, Niles. I hope you had the presence of mind to bring presents of mine.
Niles: I haven't heard that line since last year. But then again, Christmas is the season for chestnuts.
Quote from Martin
Martin: Oh, that's it. I know I should have stocked my old Ballantines as soon as they stopped making it. Now, I can't find a single can. Christmas is ruined.
Daphne: Christmas is about more than beer, Mr. Crane.
Niles: Yeah. And this year's extra special because Daphne and I are together.
Martin: Well, that's true. No more Mel, no Maris, no Lilith... maybe I won't need beer this Christmas.
Quote from Frasier
Santa: Do you think that Dr. Mary could help Santa to cheer up his elves?
Mary: Why don't you give them some candy?
Santa: That's a great idea.
Frasier: No, that's a terrible idea. Your elves are probably suffering from seasonal-affective disorder. Now, loading them up with sweets will only aggravate the problem!
Santa: Kids love candy.
Frasier: Elves are not kids, they're tiny men.