Frasier Quote #2217
Quote from Frasier in Morning Becomes Entertainment
Frasier: Hello, I thought you were spending the afternoon with Dad.
Daphne: He's in the loo. Why don't you join us?
Frasier: All right, thank you. Hey, did you happen to catch the show today? I was on fire. First caller was an agoraphobic, boom. Knocked it right out of the park. Then, two troubled marriages and a compulsive over-eater. Boom, boom, boom! I was a regular mental health dispensing machine.
Daphne: I did two loads of laundry and cut a piece of gum out of Eddie's hair.
Frasier: Now, Daphne, don't get down on yourself. The work you do at home is very important. In fact, I don't know what Dad and I are going to do once you're married.
Daphne: Thank you, Dr. Crane. That makes me feel better.
Frasier: Boom! Boy, there is no off-switch on this thing.
Daphne: Sadly, that's true.
Frasier Quotes
‘Morning Becomes Entertainment’ Quotes
Quote from Bebe
Frasier: Oh, come on in, Niles. Bebe's just bringing me up to speed on her depressing news about my contract negotiations.
Bebe: Don't worry, dear, I just need to find a way to throw a scare into 'em.
Niles: Have you tried turning into a bat?
Bebe: I would, love, but most grown men don't share your fear of tiny creatures.
Quote from Bebe
Matt: I don't think so, Bebe.
Bebe: Why not? All he needs is someone to suck up to him, laugh at his jokes, pretend to listen to his stories. I'm his agent. For God's sakes, that's what I do.
Quote from Bebe
Bebe: Hold on, I can be likable. I can also be very unlikable. Maybe if you explained the difference to poor confused Bebe. For instance, what you were doing in the dressing room with the wardrobe girl an hour ago, would your wife find that likable or unlikable?
Matt: Could you put some make-up on this woman now?