Frasier Quote #2147
Quote from Frasier in They're Playing Our Song
[As the orchestra plays, the soloists sing:]
Soloist #1: Who can you turn to for prompt diagnosis?
Soloist #2: A fetish or fantasy
Soloist #3 Sex or psychosis
Soloist #1: No problem at all, let us handle your call
All: On our show! On our show!
Soloist #2: Bring us your traumas, your latent neurosis
Soloist #1: Erectile dysfunction
Soloist #3: Bed-wetting narcosis
Soloist #1: There's no need for shame, you can use a false name
All: On our show! On our show!
Frasier Quotes
‘They're Playing Our Song’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Niles: Do we really have to use so many musicians?
Frasier: For the sound I want, yes.
Niles: Whatever happened to the concept of "less is more"?
Frasier: Ah. But if less is more, then just think how much more "more" will be.
Quote from Niles
Niles: Who dares enter the dark labyrinth of the human mind? What festering secrets are buried in the recesses of the subconscious? Lurid images! Lewd desires! Guilty pleasures! Strange compulsions! The whole catalog of human behavior from the aberrant to the monstrous lurks behind a locked door to which one man holds the key!
Quote from Frasier
Soloist #1: So if you are stymied to find a prognosis
Soloist #2: And ask yourself, just like Freud:
Soloist #3: "Himmel, vas los ist?"
Soloist #1: Stop scratching your head, let us cure it instead
All: On our show! On our show! Now here is the man to explain The tortured terrain of your brain The man who feels everyone's pain... Dr. Crane! Dr. Crane! Frasier Crane!