Niles Quote #914
Quote from Niles in The 1000th Show
Niles: Xena, isn't she the Greek one?
Daphne: Yeah, we've been planning a trip together. You see, her mother's taking a luxury cruise and her ship will be docked in Mazatlan for a week, she invited us down to join her. Only, I can't go because my bloody passport's expired.
Niles: Well, don't give up hope. One way or another we'll get you across that border. If I have to, I'll snuggle you under an old blanket.
Daphne: Don't you mean smuggle?
Niles: I'm using code language, you can't be too careful.
Frasier Quotes
‘The 1000th Show’ Quotes
Quote from Niles
Niles: Sorry I'm late, I stopped halfway to listen to a jolly band of Frasier Crane Day carolers. I tried to join in on "The Twelve Days Of Frasier" but forgot the words around day eleven. How does it go again?
Frasier: I believe it's "seven snobs a-sniping." Well, you just snipe away. I take your jealousy as the compliment that it is.
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Niles: Happy Frasier Crane Day. Or is it Merry Frasier Crane Day, I can never remember.
Frasier: Very amusing.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Don't take it to heart, Niles. This person just happened to remember me best, the next person might just as easily...
Woman: Oh, my God, you're Frasier Crane. Could I bother you for an autograph?
Frasier: No, you can't. It's never a bother. [laughs]
Woman: I love your show.
Frasier: Oh, thank you.
Woman: I just think you're, like, the smartest guy on the face of the earth.
Frasier: Well, one does hear tales of a certain wise man in Tibet, but why split hairs?