Niles Quote #731
Quote from Niles in Dad Loves Sherry, the Boys Just Whine
Niles: Thrilled as I am, I must admit I'm a tad nervous about the awards banquet.
Frasier: Why?
Niles: Dad. I want him there of course, but I'm just dreading a rerun of Aunt Vi's wedding.
Frasier: Yes. The hour he spent regaling the table with "Little Niles" stories.
Niles: Exactly. Imagine an entire roomful of trained psychiatrists hearing the story of Sheldon, my imaginary protege.
Frasier: Ah yes, Sheldon. That troubled little fellow who kept wetting your bed.
‘Dad Loves Sherry, the Boys Just Whine’ Quotes
Quote from Niles
Sherry: Ooh, I love this apartment. Wow, that's some view you've got.
Frasier: Thank you.
Sherry: Which room's mine? [Frasier and Niles stare in horror] Gotcha!
Martin: She's always doing stuff like that.
Sherry: Oh, I love making people laugh. To me humor is like medicine.
Niles: Guess we're in the placebo group.
Quote from Sherry
Sherry: What a town, huh? Great food, terrific theatre, just too darn easy to get married. [looks at Niles] You're separated, right?
Niles: Yes.
Sherry: Oh, I've been there. Listen, you want my advice?
Niles: Well...
Sherry: Don't mope! Get right back in the saddle. My Mum always used to say to me, "Honey, the only way to get over someone is to get under someone." [Martin laughs] It's good, right? Well, Momma had lots of sayings like that.
Niles: I didn't know Mae West had children.
Quote from Niles
Niles: Guess who just won this year's "Mariett Fassbinder Award for Distinguished Contribution to the Literature of Psychiatry"?
Frasier: Well, judging by the canary feathers protruding from your mouth, I'd say you. What article did you win for?
Niles: A gripping case history of a narcissistic opera singer. I called it "Me Me Me Me Me."