Niles Quote #544
Quote from Niles in A Word to the Wiseguy
Niles: You don't understand what this means to me. When Maris asked me for this favor, do you know what she said? She said, "Niles, will you be my Commodore?"
Frasier: Her Commodore?
Niles: That's what she used to call her father. Frasier, there was no problem so great that that man couldn't fix it.
Frasier: I'm sure.
Niles: Remember that lovely jeweled crucifix Maris picked up on her first communion trip to Rome? Who do you think smoothed things over with the Vatican?
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