Frasier Quote #589

Quote from Frasier in The Club

Niles: Well, if only one of us can be honored with a membership, I hope it will be you, Frasier.
Kenneth Spencer: That's a very noble sentiment.
Niles: Well, I know how much it means to him. We can't risk another splashy suicide attempt.
Frasier: That's very amusing, Niles, using humor to defuse a tense situation. I'm sure that stood you in good stead when you were in prison for threatening the president.

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 ‘The Club’ Quotes

Quote from Niles

Frasier: I'm Dr. Frasier Crane, and this is my brother, Dr. Niles Crane, the eminent psychiatrist.
Niles: My brother is too kind. He was already eminent when my eminence was merely imminent.

Quote from Martin

Martin: Boy, you and Niles, it's been the same since you were kids. If one of you has something, the other one always has to have it, too. I had to buy two Balinese lutes, two découpage kits, two pairs of lederhosen. When you finally moved out of the house, that was one embarrassing garage sale.

Quote from Niles

Frasier: I don't think the membership committee would look kindly on your being arrested for mooning President
Nixon at the campaign rally.
Niles: I was young and firm and in love with an anarchist.