Frasier Quote #441
Quote from Frasier in The Candidate
Frasier: Listen, Phil, as a psychiatrist, anything you tell me will be kept in the strictest confidence. ... You know, it's funny how the more you bottle things up inside, the bigger they seem to be.
Phil Patterson: Well, I've never told anybody this before, but- Okay, here goes. Six years ago, I was abducted by aliens.
Frasier: ... Aliens?
Phil Patterson: They transported me up to their spaceship for a kind of conference. They're very concerned about what we're doing to our planet. Hey, you were right. Now that I've said it out loud, it doesn't seem like that big a deal.
Frasier: [faintly] No.
Frasier Quotes
‘The Candidate’ Quotes
Quote from Niles
Phil Patterson: Thanks again, Frasier.
Niles: Oh, our pleasure, Phil. The Crane family has a long history of political involvement. You know, my wife Maris actually has all our servants down at your campaign headquarters licking envelopes. She'd do it herself, but the poor thing can't produce saliva.
Quote from Martin
TV Announcer: And now another American for Holden Thorpe.
Martin: [on TV] Hi, I'm Marty Crane.
Frasier: Oh, dear God.
Martin: [on TV] For thirty years I was a cop walking a beat in Seattle. Then my hip was shattered by an assassin's bullet - an assassin who wouldn't have been on the streets if it weren't for those bleeding hearts we sent to Congress. I used to carry a gun. Now I carry a cane. I'm voting to elect Holden Thorpe. He's running because I can't.
Quote from Niles
Niles: "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
Frasier: Edmund Burke.
Niles: I have that quotation in a frame. I keep meaning to put it up in my office but I never seem to get around to it.