Martin Quote #47
Quote from Martin in The Crucible
Roz: So, which one is your dad?
Frasier: He's the older gentleman over there, talking to Bethany Van Pelt, showing her the photographs. Oh, my God!
Martin: And when we finally got to her, it was only hanging by two tendons.
Frasier: Would you excuse us, please? Dad, stop showing the crime scene photos. You're embarrassing me.
Martin: Oh, these society people eat these up. Besides, she was the one who brought it up.
Frasier: She brought it up? Bethany Van Pelt, the head of the Junior League, brought up the subject of a hooker whose body was hideously dismembered and scattered all over an abandoned warehouse?
Martin: Yeah. She asked, "Aren't these Swedish meatballs the messiest thing you've ever seen?" And I said "no..."
Frasier Quotes
‘The Crucible’ Quotes
Quote from Roz
Frasier: Gee, so what do you think of the place? Is it everything you imagined it would be?
Roz: Well, to be frank, Frasier, I don't spend my idle hours imagining how you live. But I did expect lots of beige. And look, I was right.
Quote from Martin
Martin: What are you doing to do now?
Frasier: Well, they forced my hand. I'm going to call the police.
Martin: 555-3000.
Frasier: Thanks, Dad. Try to mess with Dr. Frasier Crane, I'll teach them. Hello. Oh, yes, just a second. Dad, who do I ask for?
Martin: Have them put you through to the Fine Arts Forgery Department.
Frasier: Hello, yes, the Fine Arts Forgery Department, please. Dad! They're laughing at me.
Martin: Give me the phone. Hi, who's this? Hey, Doris! Yeah, Marty Crane. Yeah, that was my son. I just thought he needed a bite of a reality sandwich. Yeah, give my best to the guys. Thanks. Yeah, bye.
Frasier: What was that?
Martin: Frasier, the boys downtown have got their hands full with murders and robberies. They don't have time for this artsy-fartsy stuff.
Quote from Niles
Martin: Forget it, Frasier. Five years of litigation and you'll end up paying eight times what you paid for the painting.
Niles: He's right about that.
Frasier: God, I hate lawyers!
Niles: Me too. But they make wonderful patients. They have excellent health insurance and they never get better.