Roz Quote #9
Quote from Roz in Here's Looking at You
Frasier: Hey, Roz, you know this conversation with Doug has got me thinking about my father. He doesn't do much of anything, either. He just sits most of the time watching TV or doing the occasional crossword puzzle. What does your mother do?
Roz: She's the Attorney General of Wisconsin.
Frasier: No, really?
Roz: Really.
Frasier: Oh. Well, I guess that helps fill her day.
Roz: Yeah. To quote Mom, "Crime never stops, even in the dairy state."
Frasier Quotes
‘Here's Looking at You’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Hello, Doug, this is Dr Frasier Crane. I'm listening.
Doug: "Yeah, it's about my mother. She's getting on now and she doesn't have much of a life. I mean, she doesn't want to do anything or go anywhere. I mean, she literally hangs around the house all day. I mean, it is very frustrating."
Frasier: Doug, I'm sorry. Can we just go back for a second? You said your mother "literally" hangs around the house. I suppose it's a pet peeve of mine, but what you mean to say is she figuratively hangs around the house. To literally hang around the house you'd have to be a bat or a spider monkey. Now back to your problem.
Doug: "Do you mind if we stop while I tell you my pet peeve?"
Frasier: Oh, not at all.
Doug: "I hate it when intellectual pinheads with superiority complexes who nitpick your grammar when you come to them for help. That's what I've got a problem with."
Frasier: I think what he means is, "That is a thing with which he has a problem."
Quote from Frasier
Martin: Didn't you ever met a woman and then decide she's not the one?
Frasier: Yes. Five years after I married her.
Quote from Niles
Frasier: You see, the thing is, it was just one phone call. I mean, how can anyone make a sound judgment about someone from one phone call?
Niles: Remind me again what it is you do for a living.