Frasier Quote #3465

Quote from Frasier in And Frasier Makes Three

Frasier: Charlotte, listen, I was just beeped by a patient who's desperate to see me, so do you mind if we just switch lunch for dinner?
Charlotte: Actually, that's better for me. I have four new clients coming in. Just think, the woman of your dreams may be sitting in my office this afternoon.
Frasier: Indeed she may.


 ‘And Frasier Makes Three’ Quotes

Quote from Frasier

Niles: Just the man I wanted to see. Coffee, please.
Frasier: Niles. Niles.
Niles: You would not believe the morning I-
Frasier: Niles, would you be terribly offended if I asked you just not to not talk about it and sit quietly?
Niles: Can I at least tell you-
Frasier: Shh. Shh. Please, I do not have time for your folderol today.

Quote from Niles

Niles: So, what's your plan to get around him?
Frasier: I'm merely going to present myself as the anti-Frank.
Niles: Ah. So you're going to be not rugged and not handsome? Interesting.
Frasier: No.
Niles: You're also going to be not passionate and not committed.
Frasier: Very funny.
Niles: Maybe she'd like you if you were not interesting and not informed.
Frasier: Niles!
Niles: Well you said my day was folderol.
Frasier: Sometimes it is!

 Dr. Frasier Crane Quotes

Quote from She's the Boss

Frasier: What the hell was that? Was that a gunshot?
Niles: Morning, Frasier. Just getting up?
Frasier: "Just getting up?" Are you out of your mind? A gun just went off in here!
Martin: Niles bought a starter's pistol.
Niles: And there's no need to get snippy. Accidents happen, you know.
Frasier: Oh, I'm sorry. Was I snippy? I didn't realize it was too much to ask that there not be gunplay in my living room!

Quote from The Good Son

Niles: Of course, I can't take care of him.
Frasier: Oh, yes, of course. Of course. Why?
Niles: Because Dad doesn't get along with Maris.
Frasier: Who does?
Niles: I thought you liked my Maris.
Frasier: I do. I like her from a distance. You know, the way you like the sun. Maris is like the sun, except without the warmth.