Niles Quote #2112
Quote from Niles in And Frasier Makes Three
Niles: So, what's your plan to get around him?
Frasier: I'm merely going to present myself as the anti-Frank.
Niles: Ah. So you're going to be not rugged and not handsome? Interesting.
Frasier: No.
Niles: You're also going to be not passionate and not committed.
Frasier: Very funny.
Niles: Maybe she'd like you if you were not interesting and not informed.
Frasier: Niles!
Niles: Well you said my day was folderol.
Frasier: Sometimes it is!
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Niles: Just the man I wanted to see. Coffee, please.
Frasier: Niles. Niles.
Niles: You would not believe the morning I-
Frasier: Niles, would you be terribly offended if I asked you just not to not talk about it and sit quietly?
Niles: Can I at least tell you-
Frasier: Shh. Shh. Please, I do not have time for your folderol today.
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Frank: That's a great wine. Can I steal a glass?
Charlotte: Yeah, here. [to Frasier] You don't mind, do you?
Frasier: No. No, not at all. Although as the Irish say, "A man takes a drink, the drink takes a drink, the drink takes the man."
Frank: That's very good. "As the old cock crows, the young cock learns."
Frasier: Yes, well, wasn't it O'Casey who once wrote: "The Irish treat a serious thing as a joke, and a joke as a serious thing."?
Charlotte: You'd really have to ask Frank about that. He's the one who loves Irish literature. He lent me an anthology, but I haven't made much of a dent in it. I'm sorry, honey, I'm trying.
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Frasier: Keep an eye out for her, will you?
Niles: What are you doing?
Frasier: Research.
[As Frasier rummages through Charlotte's handbag:]
Niles: Frasier, Frasier? Foul play.
Frasier: Yes, all is fair in love and war. That's interesting. An anthology of Irish plays. Perfect!
Niles: What do you know about Irish plays?
Frasier: Nothing. But not for long. There's one area where no man has ever bested me, Niles. Homework!