Daphne: Then I dragged him in there yesterday for lunch when I was craving a Bacon Cheeseburger-burger-burger. He liked it so much he insisted we try the Chick 'n' Bucket for dinner. I guess he's got the fast food bug.
Frasier: And which one would that be? E. coli?

Niles: Well, we came to cheer you up with some late night fast food. If anything's gonna make you forget a woman, it's a big Double Juicy.
Daphne: Please, take it. If you don't, he will. I've created a monster. He's already had two chimichangas and a "You Ain't Nothin' But a Corndog".
Niles: All for less than four dollars. Where has this food been all my life?
Frasier: On the end of a coroner's artery scraper!

Martin: She's visiting with her church group from Spokane.
Ronee: Yeah, and if she sees me like dressed this she'd know that I spent the night, and then she'd be carping about it the whole weekend.
Frasier: What, she doesn't approve of pre-marital sex?
Ronee: Judging by the diving bell she wore as a nightgown, she wasn't real big on post-marital sex either.