Niles Quote #2111
Quote from Niles in Miss Right Now
Frasier: Niles, listen, is it possible that this is just a case of transference?
Niles: Oh, interesting. Uh, hmm... a matchmaker's not unlike a therapist. You confide in them, seek guidance. It's only natural you'd develop a little crush on her.
Frasier: Yes, precisely. Now, how many times has a patient fallen for you?
Niles: You first.
Frasier: Oh, don't be such a baby. This is not a competition.
Niles: Eleven.
Frasier: Thirteen. You know, this is really a weight of my shoulders. It's just simple transference. Thank you, Niles.
Niles: Yes, well, I'm glad to be of help. You know, when I said eleven earlier, actually I...
Frasier: Too late, Niles, off you go.
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‘Miss Right Now’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Daphne: Then I dragged him in there yesterday for lunch when I was craving a Bacon Cheeseburger-burger-burger. He liked it so much he insisted we try the Chick 'n' Bucket for dinner. I guess he's got the fast food bug.
Frasier: And which one would that be? E. coli?
Quote from Frasier
Niles: Well, we came to cheer you up with some late night fast food. If anything's gonna make you forget a woman, it's a big Double Juicy.
Daphne: Please, take it. If you don't, he will. I've created a monster. He's already had two chimichangas and a "You Ain't Nothin' But a Corndog".
Niles: All for less than four dollars. Where has this food been all my life?
Frasier: On the end of a coroner's artery scraper!
Quote from Ronee
Martin: She's visiting with her church group from Spokane.
Ronee: Yeah, and if she sees me like dressed this she'd know that I spent the night, and then she'd be carping about it the whole weekend.
Frasier: What, she doesn't approve of pre-marital sex?
Ronee: Judging by the diving bell she wore as a nightgown, she wasn't real big on post-marital sex either.