Frasier Quote #3425
Quote from Frasier in Match Game
Charlotte: Hi. Welcome to Charlotte's Web, a matchmaking service. Come in.
Frasier: Well, I'm- I'm sorry, isn't this...? Oh, I see what happened. I must have been so engrossed in my paper I went right past my floor.
Charlotte: Of course. It can be a little embarrassing to admit you need help in the romance department, please come in.
Frasier: No, this was a mistake.
Charlotte: I understand. Come in.
Frasier: Trust me, you are comically incorrect. I do not need a matchmaker.
Charlotte: So you're married?
Frasier: No.
Charlotte: Dating someone?
Frasier: I date plenty. In fact, I often need the proverbial stick one uses to beat women off... with. I... I believe my point is made.
Frasier Quotes
‘Match Game’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: And so it seems I have dated every woman in Seattle. The well is dry. The cupboard is bare. There are no more fish in the sea. Meanwhile, my dad is engaged, my brother is expecting his first child, while I am left to spin aimlessly on the dating hamster wheel.
Charlotte: You like your metaphors, don't you?
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: So does your old boss toast you every year when he celebrates his anniversary?
Charlotte: Actually, he's a she now, and my friend's kind of bitter. But I got the hang of it after that. Well, until I lost the business and came here and moved in with my crazy-ass mother.
Frasier: For what it's worth, it will get easier living with her.
Charlotte: [laughs] Is that your professional opinion?
Frasier: Actually, it's a personal one. My dad lives with me.
Charlotte: No.
Frasier: Mmm. 11 years.
Charlotte: Yikes.
Frasier: Yeah, yeah. It does take a while to adjust to each other before you're perfectly in sync.
Charlotte: How long did that take?
Frasier: I'll let you know.
Quote from Daphne
Daphne: I've seen enough.
Harvest: Wait, wait. You'll see how Cindy pushes through the pain.
Daphne: I'm not pushing through anything. I'm having my baby the way God intended: in a hospital, numb from the waist down. Now, take your incense and your woo-woo stick and get out. [closes door] And you, stop acting pregnant. You're a man, for God's sakes.