Frasier Quote #3422
Quote from Frasier in Coots and Ladders
Roland: What are you doing?
Niles: I, uh...
Frasier: Uh, I can tell from the panic in my brother's voice that he must have seen a spider. You see, he has a crippling fear of spiders, and it sent him up the ladder.
Niles: Yes, I hate spiders.
Sarah: I don't see a spider. Come back down.
Frasier: No!
Roland: Why not?
Frasier: Because he also has a crippling fear of heights. And this may be just the breakthrough we've been looking for. Higher, Niles! Conquer your fear! Please, everyone, I'm going to have to ask you to turn around, as his fear of crowds has set in.
Sarah: Crowds, too?
Frasier: Yes, you are looking at that rarest of beasts, the arachno-acro-agoraphobe. Please, avert your eyes.
Frasier Quotes
‘Coots and Ladders’ Quotes
Quote from Niles
Daphne: Oh, Martin, look at you. Sitting in your chair all sour and grumpy.
Ronee: You must be drunk in this picture, Niles. You've got your arm around a floor lamp.
Niles: Oh, no, that's Maris in her Easter hat.
Quote from Frasier
Opal: What are you doing?
Frasier: Well, you as an athlete should know the time-honored tradition of hoisting the victor on one's shoulders.
Opal: They never did that to me.
Frasier: Well, you finished third, didn't you?
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: This is the most difficult part of the process. I am using a technique known as behavioral exposure therapy. Climb higher, Ever higher, conquer your fear!
Janelle: Wow, Frasier Crane in action.
Frasier: No, please. No peeking! You don't want to cause a setback.
[After Niles puts the medal back in its place, he slips off the ladder and is hanging from the shelf by his fingertips]
Frasier: Everybody freeze! This is the moment of truth. I haven't done this since my days in med school.
[As everyone looks away, Frasier walks over to Niles, seats him on his shoulders and carries him over to the crowd]
Frasier: Hurrah! He's done it! He's conquered all three!