Frasier Quote #3338

Quote from Frasier in Frasier Lite

Kelly: And last up for KACL, my old friend, Dr. Frasier Crane.
Frasier: Hi, Kelly.
Kelly: Hey, Fras, good to see you. Get up. Ouch! One pound heavier, Fras.
Frasier: Well, that can't be. I've added a salad to every meal.

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 ‘Frasier Lite’ Quotes

Quote from Frasier

Frasier: Stop it! Stop it! Stop this madness! Look at yourselves!

Quote from Martin

Niles: What is Eddie doing?
[As Martin talks, Niles uses his handkerchief to wipe away a smudge on the balcony doors]
Martin: Oh, he's waiting for a pigeon friend of his. We call him Barney. Flies on the balcony every day and they stare at each other. Those crazy animals. Yesterday, they did it for three hours. No, I'm not making it up, I watched them the whole time.

Quote from Niles

Martin: What happened to your wrist?
Niles: Oh, uh, she rolled over in her sleep and pinned me again. I even saw it coming this time, like the big rock in that Indiana Jones movie.