Frasier Quote #3269

Quote from Frasier in Maris Returns

Frasier: It's important that you feel free to express yourself to me. Please, go on.
Jane: All right. It became, like, this running joke between me and my sister. She called me "Milady" and I called her "Milady". Aand my mother started doing it, and now my aunt has a cat named "Milady".
Frasier: This isn't going to work, is it?
Jane: No, I don't think so.
Frasier: Okay.

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 ‘Maris Returns’ Quotes

Quote from Niles

Niles: It was Maris.
Frasier: Maris?!
Niles: I haven't spoken to her for months. She says she needs to see me.
Frasier: About what?
Niles: I don't know. She was hysterical. I haven't heard her this panicked since her strength gave out halfway through a revolving door.

Quote from Niles

Frasier: So, Niles, what did you tell her?
Niles: Well, I told her to leave him. And if he causes trouble, get a restraining order. She's very upset by the whole thing. Poor thing completely lost her appetite, barely touched her snail.

Quote from Daphne

Niles: I was just telling Daphne that I had lunch with you at the dog track.
Martin: Right.
Niles: After the ear doctor.
Martin: Right. And how about that flat tire on the freeway? Niles helped me change it.
Daphne: All right, now I know you're lying.