Daphne Quote #667
Quote from Daphne in Maris Returns
Niles: And that's why I got you this present.
Daphne: Belle de Jour Day Spa?
Niles: Yes, it's for this afternoon. I think you need a little pampering.
Daphne: [overjoyed] Oh, Niles. I'm so lucky to have a husband who's so tolerant of my...
Niles: Mood swings?
Daphne: [bitterly] I would have come up with it, I'm not stupid!
Frasier Quotes
‘Maris Returns’ Quotes
Quote from Niles
Niles: It was Maris.
Frasier: Maris?!
Niles: I haven't spoken to her for months. She says she needs to see me.
Frasier: About what?
Niles: I don't know. She was hysterical. I haven't heard her this panicked since her strength gave out halfway through a revolving door.
Quote from Niles
Frasier: So, Niles, what did you tell her?
Niles: Well, I told her to leave him. And if he causes trouble, get a restraining order. She's very upset by the whole thing. Poor thing completely lost her appetite, barely touched her snail.
Quote from Daphne
Niles: I was just telling Daphne that I had lunch with you at the dog track.
Martin: Right.
Niles: After the ear doctor.
Martin: Right. And how about that flat tire on the freeway? Niles helped me change it.
Daphne: All right, now I know you're lying.