Martin: Hey, Fras, you look a little down. Everything okay? Uh, two coffees, please.
Frasier: Dad, if you had any perspicacity whatsoever, you would know that this expression is merely ruminative perplexity.
Martin: My bad.

Julia: Well, Roz, Kenny told me about your job interview. Good luck.
Roz: Oh, I get it. It'll be good luck because if I get the job, I'll be gone.
Julia: No, it sounds like a good position for you.
Roz: Right, cause I get into a lot of sexual positions with a lot of guys.
Julia: I'm saying congratulations.
Roz: Oh. Thank you. [to Frasier] What's her problem?

Frasier: Hi, Daph.
Daphne: Hello.
Frasier: Gosh, I've never seen this place so crowded. What's the occasion?
Daphne: It's Mum's day off. Apparently, there was a mass e-mail.