Martin Quote #1244
Quote from Martin in Roe to Perdition
Teller: Hi, can I help you?
Martin: Yes, uh, I was at one of your ATM's yesterday, and it gave me back more than it should have, so I want to-
Teller: Okay, for that you're going to need to complete an ATM trouble report and then take it to our operations officer at the desk over there.
Martin: You mean I have to fill this out before I can give you 40 bucks?
Teller: Yes, sir.
Martin: But your sign says, "Making banking simpler!"
Teller: Yes, sir.
Martin: Well, this isn't simpler, it's more complicated.
Teller: Yes, sir, it is.
Frasier Quotes
‘Roe to Perdition’ Quotes
Quote from Martin
Bank President: Mr. Crane, as the president of the bank, I want to assure you that it is not our policy to draw firearms on customers trying to make a deposit.
Martin: [wearily] It wasn't a deposit.
Bank President: Now, I'm sure that neither of us wants to turn this into a protracted legal battle, so if you would simply sign this non-disclosure agreement here, here, here, and here. Our attorneys have authorized me to compensate you for your troubles in the amount of $10,000, which can be credited to your account.
Martin: Ten grand?
Bank President: Plus the $40 from our original mistake.
Martin: Oh, what the hell, I just want to get it over with. [Signs the forms.]
Bank President: That's wonderful. Now, is there anything else I can do for you?
Daphne: Could I open an account?
Quote from Niles
Petyr: [strong Russian accent] You know, the reason for such high prices is the Russian mafia. They control this market.
Niles: The Russian mafia controls Robert's Gourmet Goodies?
Frasier: He means the caviar market, you ninny.
Quote from Niles
Petyr: You taste.
Frasier: You really must try this, Niles.
Niles: It's like being kissed by a lusty mermaid!