Frasier Quote #3087

Quote from Frasier in Trophy Girlfriend

Chelsea: Hi, Frasier. Chelsea Gray. We met a few months ago.
Frasier: Oh, yes! [They shake hands vigorously.]
Chelsea: You were kicking the Gatorade machine.
Frasier: Of course, I remember. I had inserted my dollar bill with Washington's face up as per the diagram and was vended nothing.
Chelsea: Did you ever write that letter?
Frasier: Indeed I did. The matter still pends.


 ‘Trophy Girlfriend’ Quotes

Quote from Frasier

Daphne: Well, I think you make a lovely couple. Even though Niles can't believe you're dating a gym teacher. He says it's a betrayal of your younger selves.
Frasier: Yes, it's perfectly understandable. We didn't have much luck with gym teachers when we were kids. They were always so derisive and ego-crippling. There was this one in particular, Coach Fuller. He was the worst. The kind of man that would make the whole class wait while you did your push-up. It was so traumatizing, you know, I would actually lose my lunch before gym period. Except on those days when my lunch money was stolen. Then I'd just dry heave.

Quote from Roz

Frasier: You all right?
Roz: Well, I was fine until I saw Julia in the parking lot. Why does she have to come here?
Frasier: For God's sake, Roz, I'm a little tired of hearing you complain about Julia all the time. Why don't you just give her a chance?
Roz: How about her? I've been working with her for over a month and she shows me no respect. She's mean and arrogant, but not in a funny way like you.

Quote from Frasier

Frasier: Ooh, Niles, sorry I'm late. Did you sign us up?
Niles: Um, Frasier, I've been thinking. How many years have we teamed up for the squash tournament, only to be eliminated in the second round?
Frasier: Nine.
Niles: Don't you think it's time we came up with a new strategy?
Frasier: Niles, if you're talking about taking that powder that's made from sheep's glands, the answer is never again.