Martin Quote #1166

Quote from Martin in Tales from the Crypt

Roz: Look, Frasier, it's not too late to back out of this. Face it, jokes just aren't your specialty.
Frasier: What is that supposed to mean?
Martin: Well, what she means, son, is that we all have our different blessings. And Bulldog's good at jokes and fun, and you're good at... reading, and, uh... telling people about the things you read.

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