Frasier Quote #2969

Quote from Frasier in Tales from the Crypt

Frasier: Everyone, hold please. Zombie Number Two, what are you doing?
Zombie #2: I'm scaring Bulldog?
Frasier: I see. Is that what zombies do, they scare people?
Zombie #2: Um...
Frasier: Wrong. They eat brains, and that's what scares people. Now, look, this is our dress rehearsal, let's please try to get this right. Bulldog comes in, he hears noises, zombies go after his brain, and his terror is caught on videotape for us all to enjoy at a later date. Now, let's try this again. First marks, please.

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