Frasier Quote #2963
Quote from Frasier in Kissing Cousin
Jen: But I picked up something for you on the way over here.
Frasier: Oh, really?
Jen: Mm-hm.
Frasier: Well... A bust of Freud. Well, that's really quite thoughtful of you.
Jen: I figured you'd appreciate the irony. Since he's been proven wrong about practically everything.
Frasier: I like to think that Freud's theories will withstand the test of time.
Jen: Really? Have you read either of his books?
Frasier: Excuse me, young lady...
Jen: Uh-oh, here comes the lecture.
Frasier: Yes, for once you are right, for a disquisition is indeed at hand. And may I suggest you roll your eyes back into the forward position, as I may actually employ some visual aids. Now, our story begins with a young Greek woman of the name Clytemnestra...
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Quote from Niles
Niles: People in their twenties are always like that. The world is so daunting at that age. They comfort themselves with the idea that everything's just trash. We were like that in medical school. Acting as if we were above it all, smarter than everybody. It passes.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: No, no.
Niles: Well, there's room at Roz's table.
Frasier: No. I find her cousin Jen just a bit judgmental for my taste. Yesterday she told me my show was bourgeois. I pointed out that anything that had mass appeal could be called bourgeois. She then said that my argument was bourgeois. Which I found to be jejune.
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Roz: Frasier, this is my cousin Jen. She's visiting this week, remember?
Frasier: Oh, yes, of course. So how are you enjoying Seattle?
Jen: Well, I've been living in London, so Seattle seems a little lame. No offense.
Frasier: Oh, none taken. So you like London?
Jen: Not really. It's like a parody of itself.
Frasier: How so?
Jen: Oh, you know, double decker buses, bobbies, little pubs. It's like EPCOT but even fakier. So I bailed. Went and spent some time in Florence.
Frasier: Ah, Firenze. How is she?
Jen: I gotta say, Florence is over. It was probably cool, before all the Americans found out about it.
Frasier: You mean three hundred years ago?
Jen: Exactly. That's why I'm going to Vietnam. Americans have never even heard of it.
Frasier: Ah. Well, you know, I'm afraid I have to bail on this conversation. I have a show to prepare for.