Frasier Quote #2918
Quote from Frasier in Moons Over Seattle
Frasier: Oh, Roz. Roz, I wanted to talk to you about this.
Roz: Oh, my God, you still have that?
Frasier: Yes, well, I was glancing at it. I couldn't help but notice the overall score you gave me. Out of a possible five cups of coffee, it was a four.
Roz: Yeah, that's a good score.
Frasier: It's a fine score. But it occurs to me that this presents an opportunity for me to learn something about my performance that might benefit me. So, what might I have done to earn that elusive fifth cup?
Roz: Oh, I'm a tough grader. No one's a five-cupper.
Frasier: Nevertheless, there is a theoretical fifth cup out there. Now, I'm going to put ego aside, this is all about self-improvement. My commitment to "sexcellence" if you will.
Roz: You just lost a cup.
Frasier Quotes
‘Moons Over Seattle’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: [on the phone] Henri, you can't ban me from your bistro. It's my chez away from chez! Very well. Goodbye, Henri.
Quote from Gertrude
Mr. Moon: Niles, good news. Our feet are the same size.
Daphne: Daddy! I knew you'd come.
Mr. Moon: Hello, Stilts. Ah, give your old dad a kiss.
Daphne: Mum, look who's here, all the way from England!
Mr. Moon: Hello, Gert.
Gertrude: "Hello, Gert"? That's all you have to say for yourself? For forty years I've been a good wife to you, raising your children and boiling your meals, and letting you work off your animal lusts, and all I get for my trouble is a cheery "Hello, Gert"? Well, your fatal charm is not going to work this time, so you can just drag your sorry arse back to that barstool it normally sags over and leave me the hell alone! [cheerily] Thank you, Niles, that was a nice surprise.
Mr. Moon: You're right. She has mellowed.
Quote from Gertrude
Henri: We have some magnificent specials this evening.
Gertrude: Just so you know, Henry, I won't eat frogs, snails, slugs or eels. And don't try slippin' 'em under the
sauce. I'm on to you people.
Henri: I shall repeat this to the chef and I'm sure some other delightful surprise will find its way onto your plate.