Frasier: In fact, KQZY is not only going to be carrying the show, but they've invited Roz and me to conduct Monday's broadcast from their studios in Spokane. But fret not, Seattle. Although my body will be 300 miles away, my heart will be firmly lodged in your radios. ... You know, that sounded a lot better this morning in the shower. Anyway, good day and good mental health.

Daphne: Did you get the wood screws?
Martin: Oh, damn. I forgot to pick them up at the hardware store.
Daphne: Well, don't worry, I'll run out and fetch them.
Martin: No, it's all right. I'll get them. Why don't you get started on the foot pads?
Daphne: All right. Watch out for the extension cord. That's the orange electricity hose.
Martin: I know what it is.

Martin: Oh, it's going to feel good to break out the tools, roll up my sleeves, and make something with my own two hands.
Frasier: Dad, are you sure this is a good idea? I mean, woodworking has never been your strength.
Niles: Yeah, I think the scariest words of my childhood were, "Your father needs your help down in the basement."
Martin: Well, I must have done something right. I made a lot of good stuff.
Frasier: Even with directions, you could never assemble anything. I remember a play set where the slide ended right in front of the swings.
Niles: I don't remember that.
Frasier: I know. Sorry.