Kenny Quote #53

Quote from Kenny in Frasier Has Spokane

Kenny: Why hasn't Frasier mentioned the Spokane thing yet?
Roz: I don't know. I'm sure we'll get to it by the end of the show.
Kenny: Well, he'd better, because I left him a memo and an email specifically asking him to promote the Spokane thing. Now, ignoring an email is one thing, but a memo and an email? Well, I may have to bring the hammer down and leave a Post-It on his desk.
Frasier: [on air] Which brings me to a bit of news. Starting Monday, there will be a new addition to the Frasier Crane radio family: the city of Spokane.
Kenny: Oh, thank goodness. Man, that was like the Cuban Missile Crisis for a moment, wasn't it?

Rate

 ‘Frasier Has Spokane’ Quotes

Quote from Frasier

Frasier: In fact, KQZY is not only going to be carrying the show, but they've invited Roz and me to conduct Monday's broadcast from their studios in Spokane. But fret not, Seattle. Although my body will be 300 miles away, my heart will be firmly lodged in your radios. ... You know, that sounded a lot better this morning in the shower. Anyway, good day and good mental health.

Quote from Martin

Daphne: Did you get the wood screws?
Martin: Oh, damn. I forgot to pick them up at the hardware store.
Daphne: Well, don't worry, I'll run out and fetch them.
Martin: No, it's all right. I'll get them. Why don't you get started on the foot pads?
Daphne: All right. Watch out for the extension cord. That's the orange electricity hose.
Martin: I know what it is.

Quote from Frasier

Martin: Oh, it's going to feel good to break out the tools, roll up my sleeves, and make something with my own two hands.
Frasier: Dad, are you sure this is a good idea? I mean, woodworking has never been your strength.
Niles: Yeah, I think the scariest words of my childhood were, "Your father needs your help down in the basement."
Martin: Well, I must have done something right. I made a lot of good stuff.
Frasier: Even with directions, you could never assemble anything. I remember a play set where the slide ended right in front of the swings.
Niles: I don't remember that.
Frasier: I know. Sorry.