Frasier Quote #2835
Quote from Frasier in Three Blind Dates
Frasier: I would like to speak with the store owner please.
Niles: Oh, what's going on?
Frasier: I'm going to give the owner a piece of my mind.
Niles: Ooh, that's all right. That's all right. Forget it. I don't want the book.
Frasier: Yes, you do. You're getting the book.
Niles: No, I don't.
Frasier: You're getting the book and a discount.
Clark: Lisa, we have a card challenge at checkout.
Niles: No, no, no. Challenge withdrawn.
Frasier: Over my protest.
Niles: No, no. Look, we're leaving. Everything's okay.
Frasier: All right, all right. You know, by the way, you have an alphabetical misfile, but I'm not telling you where.
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Frasier: It's a duvet and you're delusional!
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Frasier: Forger!
Susanna: Man who uses the word "duvet"!
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Frasier: Oh, I have Book-Lover's Discount.
Clark: Ah, we don't accept that.
Frasier: Independent Booksellers?
Clark: No.
Frasier: Uh, Bibliophiles? Dewey Decimal Discount? Dust Jacket Gang?
Clark: I'm sorry. We do have our own card. It's $25.
Frasier: $25? For a little card?
Clark: You get 50% off all purchases.
Frasier: Very well. How much will I save today?
Clark: The discount starts with your next purchase.
Frasier: What? What kind of a Ponzi scheme are you operating here?