Niles Quote #1776
Quote from Niles in Three Blind Dates
Frasier: Here we are. Plato's Republic. Can't say I agree with everything in there, but it's a place to start.
Niles: Oh, there's a little tear in the cover. Would you get me another copy?
Frasier: Good heavens, Niles. What am I, your lackey?
Niles: No, no, no. I-I'm just engrossed in this "Heroes of Nahz-KAR."
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Frasier: Oh, I have Book-Lover's Discount.
Clark: Ah, we don't accept that.
Frasier: Independent Booksellers?
Clark: No.
Frasier: Uh, Bibliophiles? Dewey Decimal Discount? Dust Jacket Gang?
Clark: I'm sorry. We do have our own card. It's $25.
Frasier: $25? For a little card?
Clark: You get 50% off all purchases.
Frasier: Very well. How much will I save today?
Clark: The discount starts with your next purchase.
Frasier: What? What kind of a Ponzi scheme are you operating here?