Niles Quote #1775
Quote from Niles in Three Blind Dates
Daphne: Well, what if they just happened to meet by themselves?
Niles: Like at her bookstore?
Daphne: Exactly.
Niles: Frasier is always going into bookstores. She does own a bookstore. Over time, it's highly probable he would find himself in her bookstore. Perhaps I could just place them within range of one another, and I'd just stay out of sight.
Daphne: That'll do. So what does she look like, anyway?
Niles: Oh my God, she's gorgeous. She has these... I'd have to check my notes.
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Frasier: Sometimes you have to know when to put a cork in it.
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Frasier: It's a duvet and you're delusional!
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Frasier: Oh, I have Book-Lover's Discount.
Clark: Ah, we don't accept that.
Frasier: Independent Booksellers?
Clark: No.
Frasier: Uh, Bibliophiles? Dewey Decimal Discount? Dust Jacket Gang?
Clark: I'm sorry. We do have our own card. It's $25.
Frasier: $25? For a little card?
Clark: You get 50% off all purchases.
Frasier: Very well. How much will I save today?
Clark: The discount starts with your next purchase.
Frasier: What? What kind of a Ponzi scheme are you operating here?