Roz Quote #558
Quote from Roz in Three Blind Dates
Daphne: Oh, Roz, sit down. I'm glad you're here. There's something we want to ask you. When Niles and I get married, it would make us very happy if you would serve as maid of honor.
Roz: Really? I'm so touched. I don't know what to say. Well, of course. Of course I'll do it.
Niles: And now set aside September 1st.
Roz: Oh, is that Labor Day weekend?
Niles: Yeah, is that a problem?
Roz: Well, there's this picnic that I always go to, and I make the potato salad. What am I saying? Your wedding is more important than potato salad or any salad.
Daphne: Then it's settled.
Roz: I'll make the potato salad the night before, and then I'll get someone... I'll figure it out.
Frasier Quotes
‘Three Blind Dates’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Roz: Frasier knows pretty much everything there is to know about wine. Tell us some things about wine, Frasier!
Frasier: Sometimes you have to know when to put a cork in it.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: You know what. You're right. Maybe he did copy you. Maybe he got his inspiration one evening when he was out bowling a few frames.
Susanna: I do not need to be insulted by someone who buys art because it matches his bedspread.
Frasier: It's a duvet and you're delusional!
Susanna: Dilettante!
Frasier: Forger!
Susanna: Man who uses the word "duvet"!
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Oh, I have Book-Lover's Discount.
Clark: Ah, we don't accept that.
Frasier: Independent Booksellers?
Clark: No.
Frasier: Uh, Bibliophiles? Dewey Decimal Discount? Dust Jacket Gang?
Clark: I'm sorry. We do have our own card. It's $25.
Frasier: $25? For a little card?
Clark: You get 50% off all purchases.
Frasier: Very well. How much will I save today?
Clark: The discount starts with your next purchase.
Frasier: What? What kind of a Ponzi scheme are you operating here?