Frasier Quote #2705

Quote from Frasier in Bla-Z-Boy

Frasier: What do we do? What do we say?
Niles: All right, all right, calm down. The important thing is it didn't hit anyone.
Frasier: Yes, at least we have that. But how do we explain this?
Niles: We-we just tell them what happened as clearly and rationally as possible.
Frasier: Right, right, rational.
[The elevator doors open to Martin and Daphne]
Frasier: Oh my God, did you feel that earthquake?


 ‘Bla-Z-Boy’ Quotes

Quote from Frasier

Frasier: Everyone, I would like to introduce you to the newest member of our furniture family!
[Frasier reveals an exact copy of Martin's chair, minus all the duct tape that had been added over the years]
Martin: Oh! Where did you find this?
Frasier: You can't find that, Dad. It doesn't exist anymore. Which is why I contacted a master builder, showed him some photographs, and had him duplicate it. As for the material, I tracked down the original manufacturer, and once I got them to admit they made it, I had them reweave it!
Daphne: It must have cost a fortune.
Frasier: Yes. Ironically, this is now the most expensive piece of furniture in the entire apartment.

Quote from Frasier

Frasier: What the hell's happened?
Martin: Now, don't get upset. I was oiling my chair, trying to get rid of the squeak, and I had a little spill.
Frasier: A little spill? I just this carpet cleaned!
Martin: Well, I'm sorry. It was an accident.
Frasier: Sure, Dad. "It was an accident."
Niles: It was an accident. I saw him step on it.
Frasier: Niles, you know as well as I do, there are no accidents. Just admit it, Dad, your latent hostility toward me has been building through the years, little by little, until you've finally struck the Achilles Heel of my decor, the Berber carpet!

 Dr. Frasier Crane Quotes

Quote from She's the Boss

Frasier: What the hell was that? Was that a gunshot?
Niles: Morning, Frasier. Just getting up?
Frasier: "Just getting up?" Are you out of your mind? A gun just went off in here!
Martin: Niles bought a starter's pistol.
Niles: And there's no need to get snippy. Accidents happen, you know.
Frasier: Oh, I'm sorry. Was I snippy? I didn't realize it was too much to ask that there not be gunplay in my living room!

Quote from The Good Son

Niles: Of course, I can't take care of him.
Frasier: Oh, yes, of course. Of course. Why?
Niles: Because Dad doesn't get along with Maris.
Frasier: Who does?
Niles: I thought you liked my Maris.
Frasier: I do. I like her from a distance. You know, the way you like the sun. Maris is like the sun, except without the warmth.