Martin: So she puts a few pictures out, what's the big deal? There's a whole part of your life she missed out on.
Niles: I guess.
Martin: Besides, I like seeing your old stuff. Ah, no one around here draws pictures any more. ... What the hell is this supposed to be, anyway?
Niles: Oh! That is an Egyptian battle scene from "Aida." That's Radames and that's the jealous Amneris... Oh, I misspelled "Amonasro." Oh, to be six again.

Frasier: Niles, do you think I'm elitist?
Niles: Of course I do. You needn't worry about that.
Frasier: No, not in the good way. At work today, I discovered an injurious graffito about me. Scrawled on the men's room wall.
Niles: No.
Frasier: Yes. Quote, "There once was a man, Frasier Crane, Who says he can feel your pain. But he acts like a snob, To the guys at his job, And I think he's totally lame."
Niles: That's terrible! There's a tense shift and a proximate rhyme. The scansion leaves a lot to be desired...
Frasier: Niles, you're missing the point.

Frasier: I have always striven to be approachable, the embodiment of the words "If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue..."
Niles: "Or walk with kings, nor lose the common touch."
Frasier: Exactly. [to the waiter] Thank you. [then] If my maligner truly knew who I was, then he would have found that a more apt characterization than "snob."
Niles: Assuming he's familiar with Kipling.
Frasier: [snickering] What are the odds?