Frasier Quote #2591
Quote from Frasier in A Day in May
Lana: When the Smolenskis get here, you act like you want the house. You know, a little competition, put a little pressure on the deal.
Frasier: You're asking me to be your shill?
Lana: That's the word! Yes, yes. Now, listen, listen. No, you don't have to say anything.
Frasier: I'm sorry, no!
Lana: Well, why not? Well, look, okay, all you have to do is walk around with an interested look on your face. You know, they'll fill in the rest.
Frasier: I will do no such thing!
Lana: Why won't you help me?
Frasier: Because I refuse to lie for you!
Lana: Oh, fine, then go wait in the car.
Frasier: I never wanted to leave the car.
Frasier Quotes
‘A Day in May’ Quotes
Quote from Daphne
Roz: Hey, Daphne.
Daphne: Hello, Roz, Alice. What brings you here?
Roz: We're borrowing Frasier's car.
Daphne: Oh, I see. And you're leaving Alice here as collateral.
Quote from Daphne
Daphne: Is this about Jim?
Niles: The demand cannot be scrutinized. It is, by definition, irrational.
Daphne: And are you sure this is how you want to use your only one?
Niles: Absolutely. I've thought this through, a lot. Irrationally, of course.
Daphne: Okay, if you're sure. I promise never to come to this dog park again.
Niles: Thank you. I knew you'd understand.
Jim: All right, we're going home. Tank needs to re-hydrate, and, oof, I'm late for a deltoid workout.
Daphne: Well, I guess this is goodbye, Jim.
Jim: Yep, by this time next week I'll be leading my first raft tour in Chile.
Niles: Really?
Jim: Yeah.
Niles: Wow, when do you get back?
Daphne: Oh, he's not coming back. He's moving there.
Quote from Niles
Frasier: [on phone] Hello, this is Dr. Frasier Crane, I need to make an emergency appointment tomorrow, for a complete cleaning of my BMW. June 10th? But I've got a Clean Team Privileges Card. Yes, of course it's a platinum one! No, no there are no diamonds on the corner. Well, then yes, I'd like to become a member of the Diamond Alliance immediately. Fine, put me on the waiting list. I'll see you in June. [hangs up]
Niles: You're not in the Diamond Alliance?
Frasier: Don't do that!