Frasier Quote #2458
Quote from Frasier in The Show Must Go Off
Frasier: If I may have your attention, ladies and gentlemen. Tonight, my brother, Niles Crane, and I had hoped to bring a great talent back to the stage. A truly, truly gifted actor, a man we greatly admire...
[As Jackson belly crawls along the stage, the audience starts applauding]
Frasier: Yes, yes, he does deserve your applause, but in a tragedy befitting of the Bard himself, it seems
that... [Frasier notices Jackson has made it to the chair on the stage] It seems he's ready to begin. Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you now to a hall... in Elsinore Castle.
Jackson: Ohhhhhhhhh, I die, Horatio! [exaggerated gasp]
Frasier Quotes
‘The Show Must Go Off’ Quotes
Quote from Niles
Niles: This is the autograph Jackson Hedley gave me in junior high school.
Frasier: Oh, Niles. "Dear Coach Pellit, please excuse Niles from gym, for obvious reasons."
Niles: The other side.
Frasier: Ah, yes. "To Niles, my kingdom for more fans like you. Jackson Hedley."
Quote from Frasier
Roz: Frasier, I knew when you bought me lunch there was going to be a catch. How long is this gonna take?
Frasier: Well, it shouldn't take too long, Roz. I can't believe I'm actually scouring a science-fiction convention for "X-Men" comics. I feel like I'm contributing to the decline of my son's intellect.
Roz: Then why are you doing it?
Frasier: Well, because I said no to the eyebrow ring.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Excuse me, um, what's Jackson Hedley doing here?
Dwayne: Signing autographs, and being awesome. They've got the whole cast of "Space Patrol" coming this weekend.
Frasier: You mean Jackson Hedley was on a television show?
Dwayne: What, are you kidding? He's Tobor, the ship's android. Where've you been, man?
Frasier: I don't know. Reading, attending the theater, getting haircuts.