Frasier Quote #2449
Quote from Frasier in The Show Must Go Off
Frasier: Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you to a hall in Elsinore Castle.
Niles: Denmark.
Jackson: Ohhhhhh, I die, Horatio! [exaggerated gasp] The potent poison quite o'er-crows my spirit! [exaggerated gasp] I cannot live to hear the news from England. But I do prophesy the election lights on Fortinbras. [exaggerated gasp] He has my dying voice, the rest is... [exaggerated whisper] silence! [exaggerated gasp] ... You know, you boys were right. It's as if I never left.
Frasier Quotes
‘The Show Must Go Off’ Quotes
Quote from Niles
Niles: This is the autograph Jackson Hedley gave me in junior high school.
Frasier: Oh, Niles. "Dear Coach Pellit, please excuse Niles from gym, for obvious reasons."
Niles: The other side.
Frasier: Ah, yes. "To Niles, my kingdom for more fans like you. Jackson Hedley."
Quote from Frasier
Roz: Frasier, I knew when you bought me lunch there was going to be a catch. How long is this gonna take?
Frasier: Well, it shouldn't take too long, Roz. I can't believe I'm actually scouring a science-fiction convention for "X-Men" comics. I feel like I'm contributing to the decline of my son's intellect.
Roz: Then why are you doing it?
Frasier: Well, because I said no to the eyebrow ring.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Excuse me, um, what's Jackson Hedley doing here?
Dwayne: Signing autographs, and being awesome. They've got the whole cast of "Space Patrol" coming this weekend.
Frasier: You mean Jackson Hedley was on a television show?
Dwayne: What, are you kidding? He's Tobor, the ship's android. Where've you been, man?
Frasier: I don't know. Reading, attending the theater, getting haircuts.