Frasier Quote #2388
Quote from Frasier in Mary Christmas
Kenny: Hey, doc. Oh, Frasier, I sure wish you hadn't done that little promo.
Frasier: Why? Kelly told me I had the job, her word is good enough for me.
Kenny: I've got some bad news.
Frasier: I knew I couldn't trust that woman, and after I had her to my home for that hillbilly buffet!
Kenny: She's got food poisoning. She'll be laid up for days.
Frasier: Oh, tough blow.
Frasier Quotes
‘Mary Christmas’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Oh, Niles. I hope you had the presence of mind to bring presents of mine.
Niles: I haven't heard that line since last year. But then again, Christmas is the season for chestnuts.
Quote from Martin
Martin: Oh, that's it. I know I should have stocked my old Ballantines as soon as they stopped making it. Now, I can't find a single can. Christmas is ruined.
Daphne: Christmas is about more than beer, Mr. Crane.
Niles: Yeah. And this year's extra special because Daphne and I are together.
Martin: Well, that's true. No more Mel, no Maris, no Lilith... maybe I won't need beer this Christmas.
Quote from Frasier
Santa: Do you think that Dr. Mary could help Santa to cheer up his elves?
Mary: Why don't you give them some candy?
Santa: That's a great idea.
Frasier: No, that's a terrible idea. Your elves are probably suffering from seasonal-affective disorder. Now, loading them up with sweets will only aggravate the problem!
Santa: Kids love candy.
Frasier: Elves are not kids, they're tiny men.