Roz Quote #463
Quote from Roz in Mary Christmas
Frasier: Giddy up, giddy up, let's go to the Seattle Christmas Parade this Saturday. Broadcast live on Channel 6 TV and hosted by Kelly Kirkland of Channel 6's Kelly and Cal Show. You know, I must say that Kelly Kirkland is a real treasure. She's sincere and charming and... well, just about as likable as sunshine. We'll be right back.
Roz: [entering Frasier's booth] Are you okay?
Frasier: Well, of course, why?
Roz: Oh, I was afraid with all that sucking up you might have burst a lung.
Frasier Quotes
‘Mary Christmas’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Oh, Niles. I hope you had the presence of mind to bring presents of mine.
Niles: I haven't heard that line since last year. But then again, Christmas is the season for chestnuts.
Quote from Martin
Martin: Oh, that's it. I know I should have stocked my old Ballantines as soon as they stopped making it. Now, I can't find a single can. Christmas is ruined.
Daphne: Christmas is about more than beer, Mr. Crane.
Niles: Yeah. And this year's extra special because Daphne and I are together.
Martin: Well, that's true. No more Mel, no Maris, no Lilith... maybe I won't need beer this Christmas.
Quote from Frasier
Santa: Do you think that Dr. Mary could help Santa to cheer up his elves?
Mary: Why don't you give them some candy?
Santa: That's a great idea.
Frasier: No, that's a terrible idea. Your elves are probably suffering from seasonal-affective disorder. Now, loading them up with sweets will only aggravate the problem!
Santa: Kids love candy.
Frasier: Elves are not kids, they're tiny men.