Niles Quote #1456
Quote from Niles in Big Crane on Campus
Niles: No, this is about Daphne. I burned my hand while I was cooking and she began putting first aid cream on it and in a very tender way and then, uh, Dad came in and she jumped as if she felt guilty. Is it possible Daphne has feelings for me?
Frasier: [without delay] No.
Niles: Ah, well. As long as you've considered it from all angles.
Frasier: If she was tender it was because you burnt your hand. If she jumped it was because Dad startled her. Come on, Niles, can't you see what's really going on here?
Niles: Well, obviously, I haven't a clue. I thought that man's monkey was waving hello.
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Quote from Martin
Frasier: Oh, Niles, what are you doing here?
Niles: Well, I've got a crisis. Tomorrow's Mel's birthday and I'm planning a very romantic evening but my Gaggenau is on the fritz.
Martin: Oh, jeez, I don't need to hear this.
Frasier: Dad. It's a stove.
Martin: I know. Six burners and a griddle. Don't you guys ever talk about cars?
Quote from Roz
Roz: Anyway, I was supposed to read "The Great Gatsby" last night but I couldn't get Alice to sleep. So could you give me a quick summary?
Frasier: Well, all right, er, it was a time known as the Jazz Age. Wall Street was booming, bootleg hooch was flowing and the young people were doing a new dance called the Charleston.
Roz: Where were you when I was trying to get Alice to sleep. Could you just get to it already?
Quote from Martin
Frasier: Listen, I'm sorry to uproot you like this.
Martin: Oh, it's all right. I'd rather clear the decks for a date than for one of your theme parties. Although I am kinda sorry I missed "An Evening With Moe Howard."
Frasier: That was Noel Coward.