Niles Quote #1453

Quote from Niles in Big Crane on Campus

Frasier: No, It's true, I bumped into her today at the Café.
Niles: Lorna Lenley? You, sir, have moxie! Why, even with all my vested authority as hall monitor I could never muster the courage to ask to see her bathroom pass. And you asked her out. Whoa! I bow down before you, I doff my cap to you.
Frasier: Well, actually it's not really a date.
Niles: I knew it.
Frasier: You see, she's coming over to appraise the apartment. She's in Real Estate and I tried to ask her out and I choked. I did get the impression that she was interested in me, though.
Niles: Well of course she is. Oh, and the coach called, you're starting in the big game on Sunday.

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 ‘Big Crane on Campus’ Quotes

Quote from Martin

Frasier: Oh, Niles, what are you doing here?
Niles: Well, I've got a crisis. Tomorrow's Mel's birthday and I'm planning a very romantic evening but my Gaggenau is on the fritz.
Martin: Oh, jeez, I don't need to hear this.
Frasier: Dad. It's a stove.
Martin: I know. Six burners and a griddle. Don't you guys ever talk about cars?

Quote from Roz

Roz: Anyway, I was supposed to read "The Great Gatsby" last night but I couldn't get Alice to sleep. So could you give me a quick summary?
Frasier: Well, all right, er, it was a time known as the Jazz Age. Wall Street was booming, bootleg hooch was flowing and the young people were doing a new dance called the Charleston.
Roz: Where were you when I was trying to get Alice to sleep. Could you just get to it already?

 Niles Crane Quotes

Quote from To Tell the Truth

Niles: Well, that's it. It's over. It's over and I've lost. Maris has won. Maris always wins.
Martin: Niles.
Niles: Niles never wins! Niles always loses! That's why Niles lives at the Shangri-La and drives a hatchback!

Quote from Frasier Grinch

Frasier: Dad, I'm sorry, if Frederick's anything like me, the kind of toys he'll like to play with are... A kitchen set, a dollhouse and three kinds of Barbies. Oh, good God. This is for a Franklin Crane from Kennebunkport. Oh, God, do you realize what this means?
Niles: Yes. The Cranes of Maine have got your Living Brain.