Frasier Quote #2120
Quote from Frasier in The Fight Before Christmas
Niles: At the moment, I just want to patch things up with Mel.
Frasier: Aha. Well, you know, those antique earrings you bought her should go a long way towards that.
Niles: Oh... I gave them to Daphne.
Frasier: You did what?
Niles: Well, Daphne's gift broke and I didn't think Mel was coming. Dad suggested I switch the gift cards.
Frasier: Oh, for God's sake. Dad and his meddling. Well, if you want my advice... You know where to find me.
Frasier Quotes
‘The Fight Before Christmas’ Quotes
Quote from Niles
Mel: You were with Maris last night?
Niles: Well.
Mel: How dare you?
Niles: Anything else in the box, Pandora?
Quote from Niles
Niles: Unfortunately, I have to see Maris tonight.
Martin: Maris? What the hell do you have to see her for?
Niles: Sadly, to pay my condolences. It seems our old gardener has passed away unexpectedly.
Frasier: Oh, not Yoshi. Gosh, that's too bad.
Niles: He had a heart attack when he was out trimming Maris's elaborate hedge maze. The paramedics never had a chance.
Quote from Frasier
Mel: Hello.
Frasier: Well, gosh, I never expected to see you here.
Mel: Oh, well, I was one of the doctors on "Health Chat" during cosmetic surgery week. I did a segment on breast augmentation.
Frasier: Oh, how uplifting. [Frasier laughs, Mel doesn't]