Frasier Quote #2083
Quote from Frasier in The Apparent Trap
Frasier: Hello. Oh, gosh, you know, I was starting to get worried about you. You're an hour late.
Frederick: We saw a big accident on the freeway. Mom saved this guy's life.
Frasier: Really?
Lilith: Well, that's going a bit far. I simply applied a tourniquet.
Frederick: She's a hero.
Frasier: Yes, that's your mother all right, son.
Frederick: Then the paramedics came and wanted to give mom a transfusion.
Frasier: Yes, that's your mother all right, son.
Frasier Quotes
‘The Apparent Trap’ Quotes
Quote from Daphne
[After the doorbell rings, Frasier opens the door to Daphne, who struggles to drag Eddie into the apartment]
Daphne: Come on, Eddie. Come on.
Frasier: What's the matter?
Daphne: He was perfectly fine until a block from here. Then he started whining and trembling, like he senses an earthquake or a dark force or - Hello, Lilith - a vortex of evil.
Quote from Lilith
Lilith: I was talking to a friend that works at the New York Times Magazine about raising a child after divorce and she pointed out that as a psychiatrist, I might have a unique perspective.
Frederick: You know, since it's about me, shouldn't I get something for it?
Lilith: You're not getting a minibike.
Frederick: But Mom!
Lilith: We have talked about this. You can get one when you are fifteen.
Frederick: But all my friends have minibikes.
Lilith: Yes, and if all of your friends decided to enter a Level Four biohazard area without their environmental containment suits, would you do that, too?
Quote from Niles
Lilith: Did you wash your hands, Frederick?
Frederick: Yeah. Uncle Niles even showed me how to open the door with my elbow so I don't need to touch the handle.
Niles: What are uncles for?