Niles Quote #1387

Quote from Niles in Rivals

Niles: Roz, you didn't tell me Frasier was going to be here.
Roz: Yeah, he bought the last two tickets.
Niles: After he knew I'd be here with Poppy. Obviously he wants to get a shot at her himself, he bought that woman along as his beard.
Roz: Do you think Frasier's interested in Poppy?
Niles: I shouldn't be surprised the subtle signs of attraction are lost on you. A woman to whom the gunning of a Harley engine is like a come-hither look.

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 ‘Rivals’ Quotes

Quote from Frasier

Frasier: You know, while we're at it, let's propose a toast to one pretty remarkable woman.
Niles: Well, she'd have to be to have won both of our hearts.
Frasier: Hear, hear.
Niles: Well, then...
Frasier: To Regan.
Niles: To Poppy.
Frasier: I think we're going to need two more here.

Quote from Frasier

Roz: By the way, I still have four tickets left for that charity ball Friday night.
Frasier: I'm sorry, Roz. Thanks anyway.
Roz: Come on, it's for a good cause. They provide disaster relief.
Poppy: Hi, partners!
Frasier: How soon can they get here?

Quote from Frasier

Frasier: Well, if it's deceit and chicanery he's after, I'll give him more than he can handle.
Daphne: Dr. Crane, before it gets to that level, wouldn't it make sense for you two just to have one open and honest conversation?
Frasier: Oh, honestly, Daphne, how you manage to oversimplify absolutely everything.