Frasier Quote #1919
Frasier: Shh, she's about to start. I just want to catch the beginning, make sure she's got those first-show jitters under control.
[in the booth:]
Nora: All right, let's get right to our first caller. Whom do we have?
George: We have Jenny from Tacoma on line one.
Nora: Hello, Jenny, I'm Dr. Nora and I'm here to help.
Jenny: "Hi, Dr. Nora. My boyfriend and I have been living together for about two years—"
Nora: Are you having sex?
Jenny: "Our sex life's not the problem, it's great. But whenever I mention marriage he changes the subject. Do you think that he's afraid of commitment?"
Nora: No, that's not it. Let me help you see this from a different perspective. You're a whore, Jenny.
Jenny: "Huh? A-a whore?!"
Nora: You're sleeping with a man you're not married to. In my book, that's a whore.
Jenny: "Well, I'm not a whore. I'm a flight attendant."
Nora: Oh, you think there's no overlap?
[outside the booth:]
Roz: Well, she's got her jitters under control.
[inside the booth:]
Nora: Wake up, Jenny, you've blown it. Dump this creep. Find a new guy, and until you're Mrs. New Guy you keep those knees together, OK? Staple them! I don't care if you have to hop to the altar. [laughs] God bless, honey. Who's next?
Quote from Frasier
Niles: Well, that's a bit harsh.
Frasier: Oh, please. This is a woman who believes the Spanish Inquisition was just tough love for heretics.
Quote from Roz
Frasier: I have someone here with me today, someone you haven't seen for quite a while. There's something she'd like to tell you, something she's wanted to tell you for a very, very long time. Mrs. Mulhern?
Mrs. Mulhern: You little whore!
Mrs. Mulhern: So, you thought you could get away from me, did you? Thought you could leave me to rot in that dump without barely enough cash for a bottle of Mateus. You'll pay for that, missy!
Roz: I was wrong, Frasier! Your way is better!
Quote from She's the Boss
Frasier: What the hell was that? Was that a gunshot?
Niles: Morning, Frasier. Just getting up?
Frasier: "Just getting up?" Are you out of your mind? A gun just went off in here!
Martin: Niles bought a starter's pistol.
Niles: And there's no need to get snippy. Accidents happen, you know.
Frasier: Oh, I'm sorry. Was I snippy? I didn't realize it was too much to ask that there not be gunplay in my living room!
Quote from The Good Son
Niles: Of course, I can't take care of him.
Frasier: Oh, yes, of course. Of course. Why?
Niles: Because Dad doesn't get along with Maris.
Frasier: Who does?
Niles: I thought you liked my Maris.
Frasier: I do. I like her from a distance. You know, the way you like the sun. Maris is like the sun, except without the warmth.