Frasier Quote #1919
Quote from Frasier in Dr. Nora
Frasier: Shh, she's about to start. I just want to catch the beginning, make sure she's got those first-show jitters under control.
[in the booth:]
Nora: All right, let's get right to our first caller. Whom do we have?
George: We have Jenny from Tacoma on line one.
Nora: Hello, Jenny, I'm Dr. Nora and I'm here to help.
Jenny: "Hi, Dr. Nora. My boyfriend and I have been living together for about two years—"
Nora: Are you having sex?
Jenny: "Our sex life's not the problem, it's great. But whenever I mention marriage he changes the subject. Do you think that he's afraid of commitment?"
Nora: No, that's not it. Let me help you see this from a different perspective. You're a whore, Jenny.
Jenny: "Huh? A-a whore?!"
Nora: You're sleeping with a man you're not married to. In my book, that's a whore.
Jenny: "Well, I'm not a whore. I'm a flight attendant."
Nora: Oh, you think there's no overlap?
[outside the booth:]
Roz: Well, she's got her jitters under control.
[inside the booth:]
Nora: Wake up, Jenny, you've blown it. Dump this creep. Find a new guy, and until you're Mrs. New Guy you keep those knees together, OK? Staple them! I don't care if you have to hop to the altar. [laughs] God bless, honey. Who's next?
Frasier Quotes
‘Dr. Nora’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Niles: Well, that's a bit harsh.
Frasier: Oh, please. This is a woman who believes the Spanish Inquisition was just tough love for heretics.
Quote from Roz
Frasier: I have someone here with me today, someone you haven't seen for quite a while. There's something she'd like to tell you, something she's wanted to tell you for a very, very long time. Mrs. Mulhern?
Mrs. Mulhern: You little whore!
Nora: Mother!
Mrs. Mulhern: So, you thought you could get away from me, did you? Thought you could leave me to rot in that dump without barely enough cash for a bottle of Mateus. You'll pay for that, missy!
Roz: I was wrong, Frasier! Your way is better!
Quote from Roz
Frasier: Ah, Dr. Nora.
Nora: Such a frosty tone. Is something the matter?
Frasier: I have just one question—
Roz: What kind of vicious, judgmental, name-calling, machete-mouthed bitch are you?
Frasier: I was going for the less feisty version.