Niles Quote #1139
Quote from Niles in Secret Admirer
Niles: "Roses are red, your heart is fickle. When I'm through with you, all you'll have left is this nickel."
Martin: Oh, no.
Niles: Oh, God, she's going to ruin me.
Frasier: No, no, Niles, maybe she's bluffing. You know, once she's signed the financial settlement...
Niles: [picking up the shredded paper in the box] She's not bluffing. This is the financial settlement.
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Roz: Oh, my God. You have two women?
Frasier: At least.
Roz: And you're juggling them? And you're getting jewelry?
Frasier: Why is that so hard to believe?
Roz: Well, I guess since they cloned that sheep, anything's possible.
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Martin: Besides, the note said it's someone you've been with.
Niles: Hmm. There have been so few women since Maris. There were so few women before Maris. Hence, there was Maris.
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Martin: You know, maybe it's that Sonia woman he was going out with.
Daphne: Wasn't there a sister, too?
Martin: And a niece!
Niles: Oh, yes, he went through that family like a recessive gene.