Frasier Quote #1722

Quote from Frasier in Secret Admirer

Frasier: Nancy, I have been dying to call you. My cousin just moved to town and I think he'd be perfect for you.
Nancy: Actually, I just started seeing someone.
Roz: Well, you'll forget all about him when you meet Chuck. He is so handsome and rugged and he loves the outdoors.
Frasier: Kindly leave him there. You see, the person that Nancy is seeing is me.
Roz: Really? You two are dating?
Frasier: Even as we speak.
Roz: Oh, my God. I am so sorry. Well, good for you. I mean, who needs Chuck when you've got... well, the anti-Chuck? When my muffin gets here, could you send it over?
Frasier: You won't even see it coming.

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 ‘Secret Admirer’ Quotes

Quote from Roz

Roz: Oh, my God. You have two women?
Frasier: At least.
Roz: And you're juggling them? And you're getting jewelry?
Frasier: Why is that so hard to believe?
Roz: Well, I guess since they cloned that sheep, anything's possible.

Quote from Niles

Martin: Besides, the note said it's someone you've been with.
Niles: Hmm. There have been so few women since Maris. There were so few women before Maris. Hence, there was Maris.

Quote from Niles

Martin: You know, maybe it's that Sonia woman he was going out with.
Daphne: Wasn't there a sister, too?
Martin: And a niece!
Niles: Oh, yes, he went through that family like a recessive gene.