Roz Quote #299
Quote from Roz in Dial M for Martin
Roz: So Martin, why don't you tell Niles your new idea?
Martin: Well, actually, it was Roz's idea, but I think she might have something, you know? You know, Frasier and I have been kinda butting heads lately...
Niles: Well, Frasier has been very difficult. I don't know how you live with him.
Martin: Well, that was Roz's idea. She suggested that I move in with you for a while.
Niles: ... Did she?
Martin: Yeah. You know, we talked about it when I first got shot, but of course Maris was the problem. So I guess the big question now is: do you still want me?
Niles: Oh, don't be silly. I want you just as much now as I wanted you then.
Martin: Well, I guess this is gonna work out. Thanks, Roz.
Roz: Don't mention it. The look on Niles's face is thanks enough.
Frasier Quotes
‘Dial M for Martin’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: All right, just hold it. Nobody's canceling anything. For God's sake, the man just fell down a flight of stairs
today, he could hardly have been hurt worse stumbling in a carpeted hallway.
[The elevator door opens to reveal Rebecca, just as Frasier tries to lift Martin from the ground]
Frasier: Get up, ya big crybaby. No pain, no gain.
Martin: Oh, no, but it hurts!
Frasier: Oh, Dad, boo-hoo! I want you out of here! I don't care if you have to crawl like a bog turtle! ... Oh, Rebecca. I didn't see you standing there. Why don't you just step on over my father, help yourself to some wine?
Rebecca: What kind of a heartless bastard are you?
Frasier: Oh, no, Rebecca, you don't understand. It's not the way it looks. He's very resilient! He's been shot before!
Quote from Niles
Niles: I'm not interrupting anything personal, am I?
Roz: Yeah, Niles, we just eloped. I'm your new mom.
Niles: Well, I'll be a son of a bitch.
Quote from Niles
Martin: [o.s] Niles, which wall should I hang my swordfish on?
Niles: None of them! I just had that room frescoed!