Frasier Quote #1673
Quote from Frasier in Frasier's Curse
Roz: Well, maybe this time will be different.
Frasier: That's the mistake I always make. Thinking that this year will be different, that I can beat the curse. Well, that's what the curse does, it makes you think you can beat it but you can't. Sorry, Roz, I apologize, I'll make this up to you some day. But right now, I'm going to go down to the store and run a little errand for my friend Eddie. And tonight I'm coming back home and spending the evening with Daphne, doing some light housework and listening to my brand-new book-on-tape: "Depression, Anxiety and Death" as read by the author himself, Stanislav Monk.
Daphne: Now who's cursed?
Frasier Quotes
‘Frasier's Curse’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Just read it. Scott Alexander, what's he been up to?
Daphne: Wife, kids, has his own computer software business.
Frasier: Nancy Kearns.
Daphne: Mother of three, successful physician, has invented a drug that may aid in the treatment of cancer.
Frasier: Ah, a cure for cancer. Won't they be green with envy when I trump them all with this little story of my life: Frasier Crane, unattached, unemployed and living with his father. He spends his days scrubbing his oven and is anxiously awaiting his upcoming tooth cleaning!
Quote from Frasier
Niles: Frasier, are you all right?
Frasier: I was fine before you screamed. What the hell's wrong with you?
Niles: Well, Daphne said you were depressed and here you are with your head in the oven.
Frasier: I was cleaning it, Niles. It's electric. If I was going to end my life I'd choose something quicker than broiling.
Quote from Niles
Daphne: Am I glad you're home.
Martin: What's wrong?
Daphne: It's Dr. Crane. Ever since he came back from his job interview he's seemed awfully depressed. In fact, he's as bad as I've ever seen him.
Niles: Oh, I guess it didn't go well.
Daphne: I gather not. He mumbled something about it being worse than the Dresden premiere of Schumann's Second Symphony.
Niles: And you left him alone?! [running] Frasier!
Daphne: He's in the kitchen.
[finding Frasier with his head in the oven:]
Niles: Oh, my God!