Frasier Quote #1596
Quote from Frasier in The Life of the Party
Frasier: Take heart, Niles. We're both in the same boat. The hard part is, where do you go to meet people?
Daphne: Oh, it's not that hard. Just yesterday I met a very nice man at the grocery. We got to talking, and he
asked me if I was free Saturday night. I said, "Yes." He said, "Oh, wait, that's my niece's bat mitzvah." I said, "I've never been to a bat mitzvah." He said, "Would you like to go to the bat mitzvah?" I said, "Oh, yes. I'd love to go to the bat mitzvah." So he said...
Frasier: Daphne?
Daphne: Yes?
Frasier: Oh, nothing, I'm sorry. Go on.
Daphne: Hmm... Oh, I seem to have lost my train of thought. Oh, well. Anyone like some tea?
Frasier: Oh, love some.
Niles: Thank you, yes.
[as Daphne goes to the kitchen:]
Frasier: A little trick I discovered a few weeks ago. It's a lifesaver.
Frasier Quotes
‘The Life of the Party’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Daphne: What the hell happened to your hair?
Martin: Well, what do you think? I colored it, just like you told me to.
Daphne: Yeah, but this isn't cinnamon sable.
Martin: Well, I couldn't use that, it had a woman's picture on the box. So I used some stuff called "Color In A Can" instead. It said "As seen on TV - Just spray on and go." How did I know it was a lousy product?
Frasier: If only there had been some clue.
Quote from Daphne
Martin: Geez, look at this stuff. "Golden Sunset Retirement Village," "Investments for Seniors," "Willow Brook Mortuary"? What the hell kind of list am I on?
Daphne: Well, the good news is I don't think it's the kind of list they keep you on very long.
Quote from Martin
Daphne: Well, there's always your hair. I know it's not exactly your style, but there's nothing wrong with covering up that gray. I know just the right shade for you: cinnamon sable.
Martin: Cinnamon sable, huh? Sounds nice. Oh, wait. I couldn't use that, it's Duke's shade. He'd scratch my eyes out.